Posted by on Jun 4, 2012 in Drama

Harlot Carrots

Since I’ve been growing veggies in my backyard the #1 thing I’ve learned is that they don’t always look like grocery store produce.

Remember that yellow squash a few years back? Um…..let me dig it out of archives- it was a doozy…..

But these carrots. I mean, there should be a warming label. Its starts out innocent. The Pretty Woman, walking down the street.

And these guys are like “Hey good lookin’. Whatcha got cookin?”

One thing leads to another, and a few days later she ends up coming to see me with a little…….problem.

Um, you’re going to need some Rocephin and Zithromax….

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